“Ceiling Cat sez I pwnz Heaven and Urfs OK.”

Oh hai! Iz not can stop lafin fer a long tiem, srsly. Ai sez 2 meh wief, but her duznt laf. No suprizez tehr. I added it to meh blogroll, an hoep to shar thotts in teh fewcher.


Dn Happy Cat came 2 them an sed, “WAI. Ceiling Cat sez I pwnz Heaven and Urfs OK. So go an get kitlins ov all colors uv cat, bath them with tung in [a] teh naym ov teh Ceiling Cat an ov Happy Cat an ov H0ver Cat, an teach them 2 do what i telld u. An srsly im wif u always, at every of Tiem, kthxbai.”

Matthew 28:18-20

But teh Spiritz froot iz luv, joyness, peec, beeyin kind, beeyin good, keepin teh fayth, treetin ppl gently, and keepin contrl of urself. Dere iz no lawz agenst dose things. Teh ppl who belong to Jeebus hav killd dere Invisible Errors and stuf. We liv bai teh Spirit, so letz act liek it. Letz not get stuk up an pester each othr an start catfiets. Srsly.

Galatians 5:22-26

Bof Daniel Kirk an Matthew Crowe took noet uv teh tranzlashun. James McGrath notz dem noting uv it 2. kthxbai.

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1 Response to “Ceiling Cat sez I pwnz Heaven and Urfs OK.”

  1. Nathan Stitt says:

    ur p0st pwnz0rz

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